Barf, Barf!

Well, I finally started reading again... well, to be honest, I've been reading the same book for the past two weeks. Why is it taking me so long to finish reading this book? BECAUSE IT'S UTTER CRAP, THAT'S WHY! Jesus! The book I am currently reading is Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick and it is about the worst book I have ever read in my entire life. Okay... that's an exaggeration. Toilet is the worst book I ever read. But Barf, Barf is tied with Farted hands down. This is a bunch of YA paranormal nonsense thrown together to try and pass itself off as a novel. Do you know the kind of crap I had to sit through? Ugh! It's so vulgar and annoying that I feel I can't even properly tell you about it because there's just so much junk to say!

Let's start off with the terrible writing. There are so many inconsistencies floating all over the place. Fitz can't write for shit. Her writing style is awkward at best. She writes worse than a two-year-old. I am not please with her transitions. There are times when she is writing about one scene and then it just to a completely different scene without giving the reader any notice about it. Also, there are times where it feels like there are parts of the story missing. The gaps between events are so huge you feel like your book is missing pages! Not to mention the plot is mediocre, the characters are shallow and forgettable, and it's the same story re-hashed for your viewing torture! DX Fitz really should try a little harder to be more original and practice writing. The writing is just awful.

As I said, the characters are dull. Nora is a stupid twit that loses all sense of self when the hot guy walks into the room. Patch is a bloody rapist waiting to happen. These two give the word "lust" a new meaning... and if any of you call this piece a crap a "romance," I swear, I'm slapping the stupid out of you. Nothing about this book is romantic. These characters only want to bang the crap out of each other, always rubbing their lower regions against each other, and Fitz has the audacity to call this a romance? Bullshit! What these two characters are experiencing is not love! Nothing about this is love! Also, Nora is one of the dumbest girls ever! She's right up there with Bella and Luce. God, why can't these female protagonists be strong and use their brain? They lose all brain cell usage whenever a penis walks into the room. Ugh! And Patch? How is he sexy? One: His name is stupid. Two: He smirks like a bloody pervert. Finally: He acts all broody when in reality... he's just a pussy. I hate these two with a burning passion.

Don't get me started on the side characters! Vee is a fucking whore that only talks about sex as if that's the only thing in the world and we, as females, can only think about getting laid because, apparently, that's all we're good for. When it comes to Elliot, Jules, and Miss Greene, you know their role from the very beginning. That's another thing this book is big on: PREDICTABILITY!!! You can literally see what's coming next because it's the same story that's been told over and over again! DX Anyway, back to side characters. Elliot is a bloody douche that also wants to get in Nora's pants. Jules is boring as hell. Miss Greene is another pathetic female because she wants Patch's penis. (I don't care if it is a spoiler!) All I'm saying is there are NO good characters in this book. They all suck! Except that waitress lady who was getting under Nora's skin. She was actually smart and I didn't feel as if I wanted to kill her because she only appeared in one chapter. (Wish I could say the same thing about the rest of this garbage.) -_-"

*Groans* God, this book is painful... I just... can't... bring myself to even... LOOK at it! DX This book blows. It's just terrible. There's nothing creative about it, everything you can see coming a mile away, the characters are deplorable, and the writing is just awful! What the hell was Fitz thinking when she wrote this thing? Did she really think this is something people would enjoy reading? Actually, considering the majority of people can't be individuals and have very little brain cells to begin with... she's right. It makes me sad that novels like this are considered to be an amazing book when in reality... it blows more than purple monkey balls. *Shrugs* But, as always, I'm in the minority. If fallen angels, bad angel lore, bad angel puns, and bad writing is something you are into, then go ahead and pick up the book. Make your own decisions on it. I think I'll pass on the rest of this series. It just hurts too much to put up with Nora's stupidity and Patch's rapist mind any longer than I already have.

Anyway, hopefully the next book I read isn't a shitty one. I really need to start reading better books. Oh, and I didn't forget about that children's books post I said I was going to post. I've just been really busy. I'll see if I can put it up tomorrow! In the mean time, I hope you are having a lot more luck when it comes to reading than I have. -_-"

Till next entry! See ya!